I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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