I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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