You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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