very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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