how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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