Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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