So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Fuck appropriateness.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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