Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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