Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
