So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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