Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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