Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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