you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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