we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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