Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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