is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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