Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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