the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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