I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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