im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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