once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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