You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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