he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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