belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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