mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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