Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize