Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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