I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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