It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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