I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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