Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.