My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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