worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
There r osticjed everywhere
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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