so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Randomize