I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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