Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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