You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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