the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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