At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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