i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
