We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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