Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
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I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.