Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
How does it feel to date your dad?