i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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