Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
