Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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