planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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