How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Randomize
