Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
