4 words: hood of his car
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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