plz talk dirty to me
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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