So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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