Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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