What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
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I think I have vodka in my lungs
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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