AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Randomize