there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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