Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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