dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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