just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
We had to coat check the pizza.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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